I’m standing in line for a latte that was going to be hot but will turn out iced. I’m desperately peeling off as many layers of clothing as I legally can while trying to form a coherent sentence for the barista. It’s a warm January day (35-degrees) with the sun out, and knowing that I’ll be outside when it drops below 20 tonight, I’ve layered up like the well-prepared Colorado native that I am. Unfortunately, the building manager set the cafe temperature to a balmy 70-degrees and I’m starting to sweat. And I don’t like sweat.
I know, I know, 2018 is supposed to be about being positive and complaining less, but I need to get some things off my chest. There are so many little things–inconveniences, irritants, complaints, irrational temperatures–that get under my skin. Here’s my list:
- People that walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk.
- Websites that lead you in circles and never get you to the information destination you need.
- Starbucks that don’t accept rewards on gift cards, like the one’s in Barnes and Noble.
- Slow drivers in the left lane.
- Groups of people that take up the whole damn sidewalk and then walk reeeaaallllyyy slooooowwwly.
- Free trials that require a credit card.
- Free e-courses that don’t actually give you any information, but tell you that all the information is available if you purchase their e-book.
- Cashiers that insist on giving quality customer service by asking everyone about their family history when there’s a three-foot-long line.
- People that say “Give me a smile” or “You should smile more” or any variation of that. I have RBF, and you telling me to smile is actually just going to make me want to punch you.
- Drivers that don’t use turn signals.
- When an app–especially GPS–takes forEVER to load.
- Apartment complexes that don’t have guest parking.
- People that post every single life development to their social media pages.
- People that create networking groups and use it as a platform to post about every single life development.
- When people ask you to work on a project or assignment before you’ve finished waking up. Especially if they know you don’t function until at least ten in the morning (ELENA!!!).
To be honest, the list could go on forever. But my body has finally adjusted to the cafe temperature and I was able to put my outfit back together, and I figured it’d be best to end here before the five shots of espresso catch up to me. Now it’s back to being positive and cheery and a good person. Or at least I’ll try to.